Fighting Covid-19 (nsfw)
As fun as this is, the idea that vitamin D deficiency can kill you if you get covid-19 is backed up by science here and here.
Vitamin D from sunshine is well documented. Exposed skin is important, full nudity is optional. Wear at least a mask if other people are around, and practice social distancing.
Date Ariane Games 
Where I am it’s not raining today for the first time in nearly a week. Sunshine? Not likely. At least it got up above 40 degrees out today! (That’s Fahrenheit – Sorry, Rachel.) Nude sunbathing might prevent COVID, but I’m guessing it would lead to an awkward conversation about frostbitten “extremities” at the ER.