Story 2 LARPing with Arch Angel

rachellarp13The following is the best and most efficient way to have a successful date with Rachel:

Key choice: “Your alarm goes off for 7 AM, you forgot to turn it off last night”
Pick: “Go to the local gym, where all the hot women tend to be on Saturday morning”

Key choice: “Looks like all the hottest women are headed to yoga class.”
Pick: “Jump on a treadmill and do some jogging.”

Key choice: “This always happens, Dave goes for the hottest duo you meet.”
Pick: “Let Dave have his way and go talk to the nerdy girl.”

Key choice: “you should probably say something.”
Pick: “Hello.”

Key choice: “Nice start say something else”
Pick: “So I’m supposed to distract you while my friend hits on your friend.”

Key choice: “True, but libraries don’t serve drinks.”
Pick: “So, What is your major?”

Key choice: “Personal reasons. My atmospheric science professor is brilliant.”
Pick: “Do you enjoy the topic though?”

Key choice: “Astrophysics is fascinating, as is biochemistry.”
Pick: “As am I, and I find you mysterious. What do you say to dinner?”

Key choice: “So what can I get you this evening?”
Pick: “I’ll have the vegetarian platter”

Key choice: “So, what do you think of our town so far?”
Pick: “I like it here, I just don’t know many people here yet.”

You have now piqued Rachel’s interest and made a great impression, the next part of the conversation leads to the various endings:

Key choice: “OK, Let’s talk about…”
Pick: “Books”

Key choice: “What do you like to read?”
Pick: “Fiction mostly”

Key choice: “Really? What kind of fiction do you enjoy most?”
Pick: “Graphic novels”

Key choice: “Are you interested in going? Could be a good time.”
Pick: “Sure, sounds like fun.”

Key choice: “According to the schedule, there is a trivia contest, or we could look around at the other stuff going on.”
Pick: “Let’s do the trivia contest.”

The answers are one of these lists:

  • Blink, Poison Ivy, The Foundation Series, Evolved Human time travelers
  • Invader Zim, Barry Allen, Dragonball, Kilgore Trout
  • The Trill, The Wheel of Time, My Neighbor Totoro, Stephen King
  • Geonosis, Hellboy, Ariana, Ghost in the Shell
  • Mother and Son, The Targaryens, Angel, Philip K Dick

Key choice: “I’ll leave it up to you, what should we do next?”
Pick: “Go look around the rest of the festival.”

Key choice: “Which one shall we do now?”
Pick: “Go check out the comic vendors”

Key choice: “This means trying to encourage others to play along.”
Pick: “I’d be willing to play along with you.”

Key choice: “All right Sammich, you are my prisoner. Don’t even try to escape.”
Pick: “I’m not telling you a thing!”

Key choice: “Take my advice, and tell me where Mr. Torch is NOW!”
Pick: “I don’t care if you take me to headquarters.”

Key choice: “Now, let’s discuss the location of your friend Mr. Torch.”
Pick: “Those handcuffs don’t scare me.”

Key choice: “Where does Mr. Torch like to go on Saturdays?”
Pick: “Looks like you will have to get physical with me.”

Key choice: “Are you going to tell me where Mr. Torch might be?”
Pick: “Never!”

You go to a sci-fi/fantasy convention and meet Arch Angel who first tortures you for information, then when that fails, uses sex to get what she wants.